Category: Junk
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Attack of the Giant Spiders from Mars
I was witness to an invasion last night. Okay, not so much of an invasion as one giant spider from Mars. Okay, it wasn’t from Mars. It was from the ceiling. Okay, it wasn’t giant either, but when it is only inches from your face hanging there with all eight of its evil little legs…
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Caution Time Travel Ahead
Every day on my way to work I pass this sign (okay not exactly this sign since I photoshopped it — the real one says Travel Time Ahead). And in my dyslexic mind I ALWAYS read it as Time Travel Ahead (so I went ahead and made it say that since that is what I…
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Signs of the Times and the Missing Comma
Below you will find two signs I happened across. Both of which are missing commas therefore making the meaning of the sign slightly different than intended. Not quite as much fun as the Blog of Unnecessary Quotes, but almost. I am not quite sure what an alcohol dog is and I have never heard of…
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Steelers Fans Are Ready
So as not to break any NFL rules I will refrain from posting any pictures or writing any descriptions of the game (what a load of crap that is). But I will post pictures of my little super bowl party (alright so it isn’t a party in any sense of the word party — more…
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My Review of Star Trek Figure Wave 1 – Screaming Kirk
Originally submitted at Toys R Us Prepare for the return of Star Trek with this exclusive action figure release featuring the original Captain James T. Kirk as he appeared in the classic Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! This six-inch figure includes 18 points of articulation and accessories from the legendary film! Only available……
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Hitchhiker on my Car
I found this photo when I was downloading my images the other day and thought I would share it here. One day on my way to work this past Fall I had a hitchhiker on my car antenna. I hope you can see how big and perfect this spider’s web was. I am not a…
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Autumn Is Already Here
It is only July and we are already getting back-to-school and Halloween being shoved down our little retail throats. Halloween I don’t mind, school I could live without (and I don’t even take classes any more – it is just that to me back-to-school means the beginning of the end). The only thing good about…
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Don’t Use Cash at Spencer Gifts They Suck
OMG! I will never, ever, ever (and might I add ever) buy anything from a Spencer’s Gifts store again, I picked up a toy for a friend the other day and it turns out he no longer needed it so I went to return it. Check out this scam, they will no longer give you…
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Scared and Confused About Credit Cards
Starting out in life can be scary, maybe not horror movie scary, but scary nonetheless. My nieces are at that point where one will be graduating and the other is starting college. Both will be heading out into the real world and need to start handling their own finances. Trying to figure out what credit…
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Protect Yourself From Scary Monsters
I went to see a scary movie last night and maybe I am just getting too old, but it wasn’t all that scary to me. You know what is scary to me? The thought of someone stealing my identity is really scary to me. Why don’t the make a horror film about that? Probably because…
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I Wanna Be Comfy In A Restaurant
The other day we went into our favorite restaurant and they had redecorated. Before they had two different chair styles on either side of the restaurant. To be honest it did not look very good. That might be because one side had worn out wooden chairs and the other side had hard not very attractive…
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Talk About Coming Out of the Closet
A 58-year-old homeless woman was arrested on Friday in Japan for trespassing. She had been living in a man’s closet for over a year. I know I don’t go into every room in my house every day, but how the heck could you have someone living in your closet for over a year and not…